I either solve the problem or get wrecked

My wife is the programmer.

Instead of a rubber duck, I gave her a plush frog for her desk.

To help her catch all the bugs.

This or anyone near me 😅

I’ve got a small army

Two of my coworkers got carried away and kept bringing in more and more ducks, creating “The Great Rubber Duck War”

Okay, this is the second thing I’ve seen about rubber duck debugging. What does this mean? Am I a bad developer?

Edit: LFTL

This is my dad’s

I should probably post a picture of myself. I don’t have count on how many times people have asked me for help but figuring it out while explaining it to me. Or me to them probably just as often.

I was using a nice firefighter duck named Cleo, but he was underperforming so he had to be let go. Now I have Rufus:

I was afraid a mouse wouldn’t be able to do a duck’s job, but he threatened to sue so I had to give him a shot. Glad I did, he’s proven as capable as any duck I’ve known.

Who needs a rubber duck? I have a programming wizard. https://imgur.com/a/zzAIek4

Does a home-made crocheted Corgi count?