“Greetings mother, it is I, your newborn. Have I ever told you about the tradgedy of Darth Plageius the wise?”

Sorry, my bad, I asked it how to reverse entropy.

Gottem

I think you meant to say “Can you bletaoera?”

My hair turns copper-gold in the summertime when I’m out in the sun for a few days in a row.

Emotional support brick their CEO’s face

She deserves an honorary doctorate in clownology

This kills the american

That was Lucifer, the light bringer, the morning star.

Licks eyes nervously

Forbidden baptism

I think the video and meme itself were dumb but the fact she ran with it and built a memepire from it and is raking it in from gullible simps is hilarious

Dudes about to lose his last $2k to a crypto scam “advocate”

Yalls remember squid game coin?

Uwubuntu

When search engines stop being shit, I will.

I’m pretty sure I haven’t updated my Audacity version since 2012 😅 but I’ll remember this thank you

Anxiety, and some cupcakes

Greenshot

Irfanview

Audacity

OBS

Lab Chirp: simple but powerful sound effects generator

Stickies (zhorn software): Networkable sticky notes

Agent Ransack: File content search

I know an arborist (he cuts down trees) and as a joke, each year I get him a charity donation certificate for trees planted in his name.