Getting caught does that

Qantas

APIs have been around since like the 90s, right?

Double plus good!

“We”

“Do we think that leftover scree was important? Do we remember where it came from?”

“We need to get some more sleep.”

Sometimes it’s “You” when referring to the lazy, scared, or angry one.

“You’re overreacting. You’ll be fine. You’re upset over nothing.”

Never I.

Kisma piss

How come?

Mr Ventoy has too many problems

#NudistProblems

Kali Linux as daily driver

I always get India and Ireland confused.

I have facial blindness so I’d be a cops worst nightmare as a witness. Yeah I know the guy left literally 3 minutes ago but I could not pick him out of a lineup.

If you put them in the right order, you can store 10 bools in a byte.

kompreshun.

Technomancy

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I’m banned for counting cards, so I don’t have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.

I would, you get $1.25per kilo of stainless steel and $3.15 for aluminium at the local scrap metal merchant

I identify as an AI company ☠️

I wonder how they decided which artist to include in the thumbnail image.

I would skip to about the 3 minute mark when it really starts to get good