No, Nicki, those are only for people from non-shithole countries, like Norway and South Africa*. You may be one of the good ones, but you’ll never be good enough.

*ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʟ Sᴏᴜᴛʜ Aғʀɪᴄᴀɴs ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴇʟɪɢɪʙʟᴇ

That looks more like spider punk

It’s called a joke. Leftists and liberals are not calling for the deportation of all immigrants with right wing views. This petition, which everyone who signed understands has zero chance of being acted upon, was to remind one specific high profile MAGA celebrity that she is exactly the type of person her new “friends” hate. If she wasn’t famous, they’d be trying to ship her back to Trinidad or to some foreign prison.

That alien doesn’t even have a numeral for 4, so it wouldn’t have a word for it either. If it speaks English, uses base 4, and uses the same words we do for numbers, it would sound like this when counting rocks: “One, two, three, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, twenty…”. But when it says “twelve”, it means the same thing as when we say “six”.

The joke: In any base X, the Xth number is always the first number to require a second digit. Base 4 goes 1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21,etc. Base 7 goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,etc.

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

People used to willingly move to the US from other countries. OP could be one of those people.

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank

The theme being you have 1 option and it’s a bad one.

That’s not even counting the % that gets turned into poop.

Good analogy, as long as that candy jar is the only food available.

You’re thinking of the Republican base. No, they didn’t forget, and they like it.

Trump won the popular vote in 2024 due to large enough numbers of independent, politically-disengaged voters voting for economic change and forgetting just how racist and misogynistic the Republican Party is. This administration seems hell-bent on reminding them.

Another example is the huge swing Latinos made toward Trump last year, and, according to polling, they’re already noping the fuck out.