“Siri, play the world’s smallest violin.”

“Okay. Searching Pornhub for ‘ball violence’ videos.”

“…forget it.”

I don’t try to justify my existence. No-one needs to earn a right to be.

I shut my mouth. Living in the modern world, that might be the last stale nugget of joy they have left.

Without doubt.

Part 2: nope. Get used to changing babies.

New Zealand here. I’ve had a pint in The Queen’s Ferry Tavern, The Queen’s Head and The King’s Arms. Also Bar None, The Crow Bar, Murphy’s Irish Pub, The Whitestone Cafe, The Blacksmith, The Q Bar, The Web, The Bull, Studio X, The Rose and Crown, The Office, The Local, The Fat Dog, Broncos, Galbraith’s Ale House and a host more I can’t bring to mind right now.

It’s a breakup song. 🙂

The more I read about Meta, the more convinced I am the Epstein files contain video of an expressionless Zuck explaining to a woman that unless she chooses one of her children to die, they both do.

You’d think the cocaine-snorting classes would understand that only the first hit’s free.

antiracist skinheads

I’ve read about these guys. Their take on it is that the skins started as a working class solidarity movement (the short hair is for safety while working on factory machinery) that got corrupted by nationalism and they have more in common with immigrant workers than with their own country’s capitalists.

The year someone discovered that if he alloyed copper and tin, he could put a durable edge on his whacking stick.

“Malört, because tonight’s the night you fight your dad!”

“Malört! Kick your tongue’s ass!”

The fuck did I just read?

Natto. Japanese fermented bean paste. Slimy and tastes like rotten cabbage.

The videos are not associated with a particular user and are deleted after they are verified.

Fool me 17,695 times, shame on me.

I miss computer time being something special.

Which you can precisely define, right?

Well now I have two money-making inventions.

Being PM didn’t keep his foot out of his mouth, did it?

Not mage. One of the other two. I can play them without spreadsheets.

If it’s a new Teams feature I’m going to hate it regardless of what it does. MS doesn’t make software for human beings any more.