Flail until the light leaves their eyes.

Comments like this is why I come to Red…Lemmy.

"plucky guitar riff*

Imagine never hearing the word “No.” as a complete sentence ever again in your life.

llama?

But how will they know what movies to watch or what’s the latest in fashion?

Can’t even get HL3 on an alternate timeline.

I need to compile my kernel… by hand with tools from beige-age computing.

Hey Ralph can you get that post-it from the bottom of your keyboard?

yep

Industrial espionage

This guy is terminally online with 100+ comments over the last day. Assuming you’re arguing with a functioning member of society is misguided. Trolls gonna troll. Don’t feed them.

Easy to fix moving forward, but a really public admission of “oops” to all current phone key users who will have to reauth their phones.

The idea is to squeeze as much revenue from the largest 600 clients while they desperately attempt to move to a different virtualization platform: https://www.theregister.com/2022/05/30/broadcom_strategy_vmware_customer_impact/