“Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds.” Yeah, I saw that movie too.

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

Vance killed him because the Pope didn’t own a suit

I’ve had Pixels for years and the call screener is my favorite feature. It confuses so many people.

Every bit of this sounds like it’s own horrible idea and they just threw it all into one big horrendous pile of nonsense.

Tots and pears

So that’s what he says?

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. 3+ hours of pure enjoyment

I believe his full name is “Little Marco Rubio”. Please be respectful to your boss.

No, take Texas or Florida. Alabama sounds good too.

A Jeep was the worst car I’ve ever had

Tell them it was all based on merit and watch their heads explode

I’ve installed it and looked around, I don’t get it. It’s random people’s pictures.

Omni-Man

We took the brunt of everything the Boomers could throw at us. You’re welcome. Its your turn now, we’re tired.

She’s 22

Maybe if he could make it subscription-based and monetize peoples’ creativity…

How many bribes is Meta going to have to pay out?

Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.

Because they won’t tell people what they do in their ceremonies. It’s really not all that interesting, to be honest.