Move to the couch or sleep the opposite way (head where feet usually go). If that doesn’t work I start organizing files on my pc. Brain will relent because it loathes file organizing

Resembles my life in some ways

I tell two lies for every truth I say to it. My profile is probably wildly wrong.

Working on music production is not the way.

Sit down tomorrow and make a song. The whole thing, one fully fleshed out song. It doesn’t need polished and radio ready It just needs the notes and rhythms planned out.

That’s it A song in a day. If you do this twice a week all year you’ll have over 100 songs. Pick the best 12, rework/ polish/ mix/master/ and boom that’s an album. You’ll have 12 songs that nobody cares about but you.

Professional, handsome, clean…but not like a cop, convict, conscript, or a creep (sometimes I use Catholic Preist here…same thing)

With any luck I will supply the pot.

After all the secret to good food is

I first saw Walk Off the Earth play it in a single guitar in one take

That’s it. Someone else always did it for them. They don’t realize they’re pathetic.

Peeing on the seat is on, just fucking wipe it down with TP before you flush.

Jk I know they don’t flush either.

Swollen dented cans are the ones to avoid, as in dented outward

My grandparents only hid in the basement while I was napping so when I woke up and saw piles of their clothing on the floor, static on the radio, water boiling on the stove, I’d think Jesus came back, took them To heaven and left my 7 year old ass here.

As an adult, now I think they wished they could go to heaven and leave me here

Elon shares a body shape with the critters

I use Amazon solely for ahem adult items. This will be interesting.

So I can finally get an Ai to get my Fully Armed Fetuses gun control law pushed through. Ai won’t touch it.

Can’t abort babies if they have little AR-15’s in the womb as mandated.

So I thought to myself, is that how she died?

Hornswoop me bungo pony.

Covid really did a number on our collective intellect, didn’t it?

How many trafficking victims have been rescued using these?

None. They’ll be used to find people to snatch up for trafficking, if they aren’t already.

This is poetry to my ears.

Feathers?!?! This situation demands Wool.

Sincerely, We aren’t flocking livestock

Tar is so hot, we don’t want the guy to die. No we can’t call for that online, hilarity be damned.

Let’s do honey and wool.

Give the people a chance to spit on him.

I’d probably go to a really much bougie rehab. I’m not addicted to anything but I feel like I won’t get a whole month off work otherwise.

I always answer these in case OP is loaded and wants to give someone 50k because they are bored.