TheAsianDonKnots

Honeybee colonies are mostly female. The Queen and Workers are female and the males (Drones) don’t actually do much, don’t have stingers, and don’t collect pollen. They are tolerated in small numbers to well… you know.

“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.

Good things Zootopia two just made $1 billion dollars. Otherwise, they might not be able to afford that fine.

The only thing I ever used a scientific calculator for was pretending to pass math class while programming Drug Wars line by line for my entire junior year, then playing it my entire senior year. The teachers thought I was REALLY into math while also really sucking at it.

Again, I don’t have a choice. I vote, I pay taxes but right now someone who’s supposed to be leading our country is busy tweeting about comedians all night and enacting executive orders to put book burning back in American culture and God in the government. No I don’t want this for my kids.

Im also confident there are plenty of countries in 2025 that still have child armies, child suicide bombers, and child logistics lines for moving or hiding weapons and munitions. In Bosnia, the kids were making explosives after school like a fucking craft project.

I love my country but I will always fear my government. What they make people do (including children) can be pure evil.

Was it good? You didn’t have a choice. You got punished if you didn’t, so that was bad. When I was a kid, corporal punishment was still a thing.

Did I learn how to use a machine gun at 4? No. Just bolt action rifles and .22 pistols at that age.

My teachers taught us that the evil Japanese decided to strike Pearl Harbor without warning, destroying a large chunk of the Pacific fleet. Almost none of that sentence is factually correct. The difference is you saying “most Russian teachers don’t want to do this” while American teachers already spread propaganda and lies because it’s already DEEPLY ingrained in the population already. Our teachers have a curriculum (also know as “orders”) to follow.

I guess I’m not understanding your reply. Most countries instill a sense of national pride. Learning about your nations history starts in school. There are plenty of reasons to be upset with Russia. Trying to say other countries don’t do this, is a ridiculous lie and l gave examples from the US to prove it.

Yeah, and every morning I had to pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America; and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

wait two to four seconds and sing…

“My country ‘tis of thee sweet land of liberty of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died Land of the pilgrim’s pride From every mountainside Let freedom ring”

Every morning before the class about American imperialism and military superiority even started. Hand on heart and if you didn’t you got sent to the principal office for punishment.

I found that if I opted out of personalized ads they started showing dick pill ads with half naked women asking my kids if they wanted to get rock hard. Turned personalized ads back on and it’s divorce lawyer ads from my divorce two years ago. Lose/lose.

A PC that exclusively runs the OG Battlefield 1942 and Desert Combat mod. A flight simulator, like the really nice ones. Two seater Initial D arcade. A hammock. Mini fridge just for Sunny D and the purple stuff. A pair of Bose 501’s. NBA Jam, Super Street Fighter, and Tempest arcade cabinets with an epoxy starfield floor where I can work on my bikes inside… and everything would glow under black lights. Last but not least, a super nice couch where I will neglect everything above and just dick around on my Steam Deck.

Anyone else remember when the Chick-fil-a CEO said some weird shit, put scripture on the bottom of their cups, switched CEO’s years ago, donated millions to minority/LGBTQ+ communities, and the boycott still stands? Yeah, I miss those days. Now it feels like FB will gain more users with this announcement and that’s sad.

I miss The Wonderful World of Disney anthology series that played on a Sunday evening. I want to see one with Wojtek, Sgt. Reckless, and Cher Ami. That would make me so happy.

Such a grift but I will give it to them, charging $47.45 is pretty clever marketing.

I had an ex that asked me to show her how to cook and then proceeded to have a complete mental breakdown while screaming about how judgy I was being.

Turns out she lived off of turkey on flatbread, plain, every.single.night. We didn’t make it more than a month. My (now) wife went from only being able to bake, to a full on Sous Chef. Most nights I don’t have to say a word, we’re just on a mission to get dinner for 5 ready.

One of my first jobs was in a call center with a scripted greeting using an assertive voice because the customers always tried to dunk on us. My friends and family would laugh so hard when I answered my personal phone with the script/voice.

I am so conflicted on Ramsey. I want to hate him so much but I’m now debt free, have a great credit score, and lived a normal life while fixing it thanks to that smug asshoke.

The envelope on my fridge also saved my marriage. My wife would worry about me buying a used dvd, the nice cheese, or anything I wanted over $10 really (we were really poor). Arguments and resentment ensued. Given my budget, Dave said to pay yourself out of your own paycheck, $10-20 every two weeks and I could only spend that for fun shit. It had to be in cash and if possible, the envelope had to be somewhere where I could see it (magnet to the fridge). For some reason, that changed my wife’s whole point of view and she was excited for me to spend my “fun-velope”. Good stuff.

I don’t know the other dude.

I had no intentions of quitting but I have a high stress job, was going through a nasty divorce, and was having unhealthy thoughts, so I went to therapy and started anti-depressants. The quitting smoking part was literally a side effect I wasn’t aware of at the time, and I just realized one day I hadn’t had a smoke in like 3 days. It surprised the hell out of me.

…and yes, smokers STINK. If anything, get your sense of taste and smell back. It’s awesome. After smoking for 20 years, I had no idea how stinky I was all the time.

Me quitting smoking was a side effect of an anti-depressant I was on called Wellbutrin. One day I just didn’t smoke and that was 580 days ago. I stopped Wellbutrin a year ago and just never had the urge to go back to either.

I’m speaking from the point of view of the app you gave permissions to collect your hardware data. Y’all are talking like I think a MAC is transmitted over tcp. I don’t need an intro to OSI. Those apps use the hardware data to know if you’re using Samsung, LG, Apple, etc and they store large databases of MAC addresses on individuals. They can even build a local hardware profile to see if you sold your device, to whom, and what device you replaced it with.

I’m speaking from the point of view of the app you willingly installed that tracks your MAC address. Part of the reason iOS11 implemented built in spoofing, but I can tell you right now, I know Tim Apple ain’t on the users side anymore.

Unless they’re spoofing their MAC address, hardware fingerprinting is much more reliable and predictable. It’s easy to watch a MAC bounce all over the country/world in a matter of minutes.

At this point in history, it’s too late to implement identity protections. Your profile is already built, stored, and backed up. They even know your deleted edgelord MySpace account and that you unfriended Tom (you monster). I guess if you were born in a ditch without a SSN, and never signed up for anything, not even a house/apartment, you could go under the radar.