Maybe this thread will be the start of something! What I liked about this challenge was the starter beak and feet, made it a little easier for those of us who are artistically challenged

Punk duck

What part of this don’t you understand? If two turbines is good, and three turbines is better, obviously five turbines would make us the best fucking wind platform that ever existed. Comprende? We didn’t claw our way to the top of the wind platform game by clinging to the two-turbine industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five turbines is the biggest chance of all.

Because there’s only thing worse than a new world order, and that’s not being at the top of the new world order

Socialised private transport? Call it a car club and it’s private enterprise and therefore okay, like Zipcar here in the UK!

At this point why even have your own car? A pool of cars that can come and pick you up when you need it would be more efficient and allow the cost to be shared widely across a group

I for one am a totally normal human person

picks up Bible

"Ezekiel 23:20

She lusted after her lovers there, whose genitals were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions."

No no, not that bit

Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.