Rhonda Sandtits

The UK didn’t ban leaded petrol until 1999 meaning most millenials will suffer from the boomer-loony disease as they were poisoned during their childhood.

Let’s also not forget that fuel for light aircraft still contains lead :/

r/thedonald started out as a parody subreddit but quickly got overrun by chuds who didn’t realise it was a joke

Kid Rock will be there to sing Fortunate Son

Those meatheads will use it as another tool to abuse their wives and extract nudes from the classmates of their 15yo daughters

I only use Linux and I want Windows to just stay out of my way or it’ll pay, listen to what I say.

When I was 6, I earned my pen licence at school.

Now as an adult, who do I need to prove my proficiency to in order to receive my wanking licence?

The teachers at my school had a very smart idea of using super-glue to seal to ball cover to prevent students stealing and/or throwing the balls.

After about a week the every computer mouse was basically useless as it was impossible to clean the gunk off the rollers

There is now a website doing exactly that:

https://icelist.info/

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

“EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! … except me”

Stuck on version 22.04

Pop!_OS is more outdated than Debian

GrapheneOS

Granny chargin’, not triple phasing like you should.

we’re closer to artists that live a strange life that few people understand, seems weird from the outside

Wow! That’s a great way to put it!

Now I understand why my neighbors look at me like I’m one of the guys performing this act:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byz7JCf5thM

Activate the private space and move sandboxed google play and any non-foss apps there. You can use separate user profiles to do this, but in practical use, the private space works much more smoothly. The “private space” is a fairly recent addition to GrapheneOS which is why most advice recommends to use multiple user profiles, but take it from me, the private space is much easier to use.

Only use free, open-source apps in the main profile. Installing F-droid to handle your apps works well here.

Alternatively you can install Obtainium to manage your apps. Obtainium can install apps from f-droid or if you are adventurous you can use obtainium to install and update apps from their github repos - but this can be a lot of effort.

For gps navigation Install OsmAnd and familiarize yourself with it and learn how to get it setup to your liking. OsmAnd can be tough at first so get used to it’s limitations. You MUST get in the habit of planning your route before you leave to minimize any problems or surprises.

Go to Signal’s website and find the app download link there, determine the download URL of the .apk file and paste that address into Obtainium as a source address so Obtainium can handle the installation and updates of Signal… Even though it is open source, signal isn’t on the f-droid repo so the only clean way of getting it is from their website. It can be installed from the play store but if you do that, it is possible for the feds to force google to push a compromised update to your phone in-particular.

Remove the sim card and leave it locked away in a drawer at home. There are plenty of places around town where free WiFi is available and very few people are too important to wait for you to return their message. Use a VPN (mullvad) with other peoples WiFi, though. In the Mullvad app’s split tunnelling settings, select show system apps, scroll down to “Captive Portal Login” and exclude it from the VPN connection - without doing this you won’t be able to hit the “I agree to the terms of use” prompt free WiFi connections present to users before allowing internet to connect.

Find a cheap VoIP/SIP provider. Install Linphone as your SIP client so you can make phone calls while out-and-about on free WiFi if the need ever presents itself.

I love watching YouTube with Kodi as it shows no ads. I guess they don’t love that.

This scene from A Clockwork Orange is how I view Google’s attitude of entitlement when it comes to exposing people to ads.

No sir, you don’t have the freedom to decide what gets displayed on your screens and even if you don’t block ads, you must not ignore them or put the volume on mute while they play.

Are those ads promoting scams? Are those ads delivering malware to your computer? Stiff shit buddy! You must view the ads.

Go to whatever service/exchange is easiest for you to buy a common crypto that has low fees (either Litecoin or Doge) and use https://changenow.io/ to swap to monero and send to your own wallet.

Use Guiwallet on desktop or for mobile you can use either cake wallet or monerujo wallet to hodl your monero.

Just transfer $20 into monero every couple of months and use it to buy time on mullvad as you need

Con Air

It is absolutely not well written but I just love how the film and all the actors are completely aware of how dumb the entire thing is.

Oh, and casting Chief Engineer Miles O’Brien as the jerk that everyone hates is the icing on this guilty-pleasure cake.

Don’t give bail-outs to billionaires.

Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.

Lol

Obviously, it’s not possible for a store to claim a tax deduction for a customer’s charity donation. But, the store can claim tax deductions for the cost of collecting the donated money on the charities behalf.

Costs would include: a percentage of the staff members salary for asking the customer to donate, equipment costs to modify the registers to process donations, a percentage of the credit card transaction fees, a percentage of the shop lease costs, etc etc.

Initially, it sounds ridiculous as the real costs of what I listed above would realistically land somewhere between zero and shit-all. But we can be sure that the businesses that ask their customers for charity donations have all the numbers geared heavily in their favor.