With Unicode, you can.

Is “Optimus” a brand of wood-chippers?

Okay. Proceed to set up ‘ed’ as default

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t theft.

Good thing I mostly use F-Droid (because finding anything useful on Google Play is a pain)

Unless it has changed recently, I think most distros default to running on the Nvidia GPU all the time: Switching back and forth doesn’t always work. (Or at least, that’s how my laptop run with Manjaro)

Marketing discovered AI can code (terribly).

Vacuuming your place while you go get groceries is pretty nice, according to my late mother. And her favorite feature was: the thing easily fit under the bed, so she didn’t have to remind herself she was not as spry as she used to be.

USB-C enzyme?! Damn, that’s one universal bus!

Could someone tell Microsoft I switched to Linux ten years ago? They don’t have to encourage me anymore.

The only complex part of the hardware is the HP cartridge controller, and you have at least part of the work here: https://hackaday.io/project/176931-hp-printer-cartridge-control-module/details

Of course: Securing their monopoly is paramount.

We’re not exactly great at economics too…

Because remaking the world to suit what robots we can make is more work.