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中華民國萬歲!民主萬歲!🇹🇼
Long Live ROC! Long Live Democracy!
Asian Lives Matter
Stop Asian Hate
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BORTLES!


Plot twist: I AM THE AI, I just don’t know yet 🤖
(Terminator 4 has joined the chat)


I already have no clue how to jerk off anyways… never did it; I might already have it tbh lmao


“You die in 50 years…”
5 seconds later…
“Unfortunately in about 10 seconds after you receive the answer, you accidentally fall as you are jumping up and down celebrating, you hit your head and you’re in a coma until you get cut off 50 years later and officially die”
…
The End
Sleepily ever after…


there’s an entity that knows everything, and I can communicate with that entity, i can ask the entity any question, giving me infinite responses
But what if that entity is being a dick and refuse to answer any questions?


As I pondered at what I could possibly ask, I blurted out “Do I get time to think about this or do I have to ask it like… right now?”
OH SHIT FUCK I DIDN’T MEAN TO ASK…
“It doesn’t matter anymore, now you don’t.”
And with that, I realized… I FUCKED UP…


Nah, then they could murder us… It’s safer to find one just advanced enough but not too advanced…


ERROR: YOUR PACEMAKER HAS CRASHED, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR ID TO VERIFY THAT YOU…
checks notes
… actually need a pacemaker and not just some kid… why need ID? cuz… something something counterterrorism and protect children…


Does this apply to Mestashtics?
Meshtashtic-net, anyone?
I wonder what the “Lib-Right” would say about this lmao


Is “Pro-Constitution” and “Anti-Tyranny” gonna be on a list of banned words?


The Front Man managed to get the money from S.Korea to the US…
I think I’ll be fine…
(Okay seriously tho, I’d buy crypto to launder the money and hide it from IRS…)


How do they even verify my foreign birth certificate?
Like I could just forge one bearing the seal of my former country, how do they even tell if that’s legit?


I don’t trust others’ reviews.
Curious, if reviews are REALLY BAD, do you still ignore it or just be on the err side of things and not go there/buy that thing/use that service?


Tip for passwords in general:
Create a password, but don’t actually use it yet.
Like… make an empty account for Bitwarden (or if you use Keepass, make an empty database) with that password, then keep logging in every 5 minutes or so… for like 3 times… then log in like every 1 hours or so for lile 3 hours… then ever 6 hours…
etc…
make sure you spend like 1 or 2 days doing this routine… of logging in every X time to get it committed to memory…
THEN after you know its memorized, start using the Bitwarden account (or Keepass database).
Also if you are using Bitwarden, pay like one time for the premium (its yearly but you can cancel the renew).
Set up emergency access to anoyher Bitwarden accouny with a secondary email
Then add that secondary Bitwarden account as your Primary’s Emergency Access contact.
Then write the SECONDARY account’s Email address, Email Password, and Bitwarden Password, on a piece of paper.
Set it for like X time then check your email for your primary account every X/2 days (if you set it as 14 days for recovery, check it at least once every 7 days) to make sure nobody got your piece of paper and tring to steal your passwords.
You can store it in a bank safe… or just in a drawer somewhere at home is fine too. Even if a roomate/family member gets it, you get a notification if they try to do emergency access…
This protects you from randomly getting retrograde amnesia…
And this is better than actually writing your PRIMARY account’s log in details down, because it give you a 14 day buffer (or whatever days you set it to) before someone can actually make use of those credentials…
And afiak, you only need premium to add an emergency contact, you don’t need premium for future years to keep it continue working.


Doesn’t armed IRS agents come to your house and shoot you?
That’s the horror story we were all told growing up: “Never be late on your taxes or the taxman will bring the god of death!” -Mom
/joke
If you want to live in a country that banned porn, feel free to move to People’s Republic of China.
(Or I guess Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan is also a good choice)


Curious, do you disable biometrics when you sleep?
I make sure to disabke biometrics (triggering the power menu in iOS or using “Lockdown” in power menu on Android, these disable biometrics) before I go to sleep…
Don’t want someone to try to unlock my phone while I sleep lmao. (I live with family)
I mean I sometimes reboot it so its in BFU mode as well…
Sex is not a big part of relationships in some cultures, particulary those with a tendency of arranged marriages.
They just view each other like a sort of an inseparable lifetime friend more than a sex object
Seems to only mention SSRI specifically, not about antidepressants in general
Also this: “suggested that the active ingredients in 10 of the most popularly prescribed antidepressant medications made a meaningful difference in only 15 percent of the patients who took them, almost always in those patients suffering from the most severe depression”
So yeah… that’s me lmfao…