

My trousers always have flared bottoms, I don’t see how they will save me from getting cups stuck up my arse!!!


My trousers always have flared bottoms, I don’t see how they will save me from getting cups stuck up my arse!!!


I suggest a 1 strike policy.
Here’s an example: use 1 supersonic heatseeking rocket to do a rocket strike on Zuckerberg (if he survives then use 1 more rocket until he is no longer breathing)
If successful then it could be a policy that’s adopted to be used on other billionaires, muskyboy, tRUMP, etc etc.
It may not work but I say we should give it a go for about ten years to see what happens…


Ok, but when is he going to suck bill clinton’s cock?


So, you could say that the geriatric, obese, orange lardbucket isn’t very…
(Puts on sunglasses)…
Mobile.
YEAHHHHHHHhhhhh!


“We’ll slap some ‘AI’ on any a few things and, boom, it’ll fix itself” -Whoever the Microsoft CEO is now


The first controller looked the same, but was very good to use once you got used to it. The build quality, though, was…fucking terrible.
I had to fix my controllers so many times that in the end I was swapping them out almost weekly. Still, felt great in the hand.


Though I do feel for the decent ones who live there that don’t like the orange child rapist.





There won’t be a 3rd time, however there will be an extended 2nd term.
Think of it as…
Racist Paedo 2:
Electric Boogaloo‼️
This Time No One Is Safe.
But with extra martial law and tyrannical murderous behaviour.


“a what now? An ex paedo deliciously?
I am not an ex paedo anythingly! I am current, not ex. CURRENT! And I’m the best at it. People have said this, many people!! I’m the biglyiest of paedos, ask anyone!”


“I would like to buy a bag of potatoes.”
“Papers, please.”
“But it’s just some potat…”
“PAPERS, NOW!”
The land of the free, everyone.


Mafia + Fifa. = MaFifa? Or Mafifia?


Is there a fictional character that kills billionaires? If so then that one.


“The old rapist who I voted for in 2016 was different to this old tyrannical rapist I just voted for. I was ok with him raping children but now he’s raping my land and I’ve got the sad ☹️”


Same.
Except my -oldest- account was well over 10 years old when the API thing shut down the Baconreader app for good. Joined the squabbles app which imploded when the owner decided to let ‘free speech’ be allowed and it basically turned into a hateful place in about two weeks . Then joined lemme.ee, which got shuttered a few months back. Joined sh.itjustworks annnnd, bam, here I am.
Though I’m only on here for about half hour or so a day due to deciding it was time to have less screen time in my life.


I have an idea that this guy is more very motivated, so he will make his way back to america just to wreak havoc…yep, he’s going to vote for the child rapist again.


Nonsense.
They could’ve transported it to the Whitehouse for an orange child rapist to eat.
A lot of people are saying it’s possible. Good people, the best.


Obviously the baby was conceived during, wait for it… … doggy style.
I’m sorry. I had to!


On the positive side, if he can set the truth then there is hope for others. Not much hope, I give you that, but some.
Asking people for help? Yuck, that is something only a traitorous communist russian spy would do!!!
No wonder they took his confirmed russian deep state mole of a wife away, goddamned commie socialist!!!
Also /s